Sunday, November 4, 2007

Kathy and Mo

Everything in life can be explained with quotes from the Kathy and Mo show Parallel Lives(Kathy Najimy and Mo Gaffney). The show was first broadcast on HBO in 1991.

Circumstances arise every moment where the comedy in a situation is mirrored by the comedy in the show. My VHS tape of the program was so worn that it simply would not play anymore. Luckily, the show was finally released on DVD. The Kathy and Mo show was the very first thing I ever recorded on my new TiVo.


On picking the color of human skin: "Tans, and reds, and don't you love that olive?" then: "White?....isn't that a little bland? We'll have to keep an eye on them."

"Choices, Choices, Choices"

"Messy's good!"

"Am I you, are you me? Are we we?"

"Don't worry about us, we fit in anywhere!"

"I'd like a white-wine spritzer please!"

"Spinning, Spinning, Spinning, Spinning."

To compliment someone: "you look verryy verry pretty tonight!"

When travelling, start singing: "On the road again......, I just can't wait to get on the road again."

If you are bombarded by product ads: "I don't want to smell fresh as a daisy!"

Upon recalling your misguided youth: "I lied....I lied a lot."

If you are talking to your best girlfriends: "Sistah-Woman-Sistah."

"I had a three-way....................................I think."

Life's not so bad.............except for those IceCapades."